Good old DUCT TAPE

This is what duct tape was originally concieved as-- a mere drawing

See? Like duct tape, even cows were in high reguard in ancient times!

And you thought there was no such thing as a flying cow. Tsktsk. For shame.

Camoflauge duct tape. I have a hard time finding it. Literally.

One of the greatest books about DUCT TAPE

Sadly, these are the authors of the book, Jim and Tim.

"Mo Mo Mo, Moo-ry Christmas."

HA! And you thought cows didn't know Cow-Fu. Kung Pow exhibits how Steve Odekirk defeats one.