DISCLAIMER: the following are very farfetched ideas and should not be attempted with or without adult supervision. Actions correlated to this list can and possibly will result in excommunication from the Church, large numbers of community service minutes, mental institute admission, as well as a free police car ride and community humiliation. The following ideas are therefore not reccommended unless you would like to experience a few of the many possible consequences stated above. These are listed here solely for pure enjoyment of the humor. Thank you. Have a nice life. :-)

1. Come in with sunglasses on and insist it's so that you won't be blinded by the Light of Christ.
2. At a wedding, switch up the readings so that they are about the apocolypse.
3. At a wedding, switch up the hyms and songs to be dirges.
4. Repeat #'s 2 and 3, only at funerals. Readings should be of rejoicing. Songs should be gleeful!
5. Sit on the altar to listen "more attentively" to the readings and sermons.
6. Dress in black robes. Perform pagan or sattanic rituals on the altar.
7. Get people to put money on the patons during communion. Collect the earnings!
8. *ACCIDENTALLY* slip pot into the incense burner.
9. Knock into things constantly. There goes the third candle this mass...
10. Trip while holding any of the gifts.
11. If you are Bookbearer, bring it to Father upside down. Shake it constantly as if in a spasm.
12. Constantly mutter things such as "The devil will avenge this..." "Oh Satan, conqueror of all good, help me to be a good hitman..." "We only worship you, oh devil..."
13. Curse randomly on the altar. Claim you have Tourette's Syndrome. <-- I've heard a server drop the F bomb on duty before...
14. Cords + other server = whippy wars!
15. Chug the wine.
16. In the middle of mass yell "YOU SHALL ALL PERISH IN FLAMES!" and run down the middle isle screaming.