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- During winter time in any part of the country where
it gets really cold, take your victims mattress, soak in water until it has reached it's saturation level, then hang it outside
until it freezes solid. Once solid, replace on the victim's bed and make the bed up to look like normal. Brrr...
- Fasten a sound module from the crying baby dolls to
the bottom of someone's chair. Is there a baby crying?
- Wait till your victim is away for a weekend. Dip everything
plastic (pens, phones, etc.) in liquid nitrogen, break it, and stick it together again. Everything plastic will break when
he picks it up.
- During a family dinner, keep an empty jug of water
on the table. When somebody asks you to pass the jug, pretend it is full of water and heavy. The victim will apply what he
considers is the appropriate strength needed to pick up the jug. This will cause the jug to jerk up to a significant height.
Maybe they'll fall off their chair!
- If you live in a dorm with tiles on the bathroom door,
pour rubbing alcohol in the cracks, wait for your victim to go into the bathroom and seat himself. Light it. (Be sure to keep
a fire extinguisher around.)Add some evil sounds for more effect.
- Place your sleeping friend's hand in a bowl of warm
water. WeeWee!
- Cover the door handel with something sticky such as
ketchup, dog doo, or glue. What type of creative method will they try to open the door?
- Slip something red in with a friend's white load of
laundry at the dorm laudromat... PINK UNDIES!
- Put shaving cream in the tips of someone's shoes. It'll
squirt out at the ankle if you have enough in.
- Turn an overhead projector on and place it so that
the light is facing a closed door. Whoever opens it will be greated with a flood of light. Works great when a bud has a hangover!
- If you're going home to visit the family, cover your
body with temporary tattoos the day before.
- Put Suran wrap over the toilet bowl but under the seat.
It'll catch it all!
- Don't just short sheet the bed next time, add Corn
Flakes between the matress and sheets too.
- Dump a whole bottle of detergent into the toilet tank.
This produces great billowing suds out of the bowl on first flush. Especially great if first flusher is sitting at the time.
OooWee!
- Put baby powder inside a friend's hair dryer. They'll
smell AND make a mess.
- Sprinkle finely ground powdered milk underneath your
victim's sheets. It acts like powdered sugar in the sense that, as you sweat in your sleep, it dissolves and comes up through
the sheets onto your body and into your pores. But your sweat makes it sour, and when it gets into your pores, it stays there.
You smell very strongly of sour milk for about a week. sniff... sniff...
- Take one of those musical greeting cards rip out the
part that actually plays the music. This is only about the size of a quarter. When the victim isn't watching, plant this somewhere
near them. Since it is so small, it is relatively easy to hide in a pocket or a purse.
- Put goldfish in all the toilets. Where did they come
from?
- Go into the bathroom while the victim is taking a shower,
and pour a bucket of REALLY cold water over the top of the shower curtain.
- Get a LOT of condom wrappers and put
them in the bathroom garbage can while your male friend kicks you out for that romantic dinner with his girl. Slap...
- Replace a guys undies (especially briefs) with ones
one or two sizes too small. Itch...
- While the victim is asleep carefully put Vaseline between
their toes. The person's toes will start to wiggle. The apparent mechanism is that when your toes start slipping against each
other, your mind insists on making them slip and slide more and more. The upshot of this is that the part of the mind that's
supposed to be getting rest is busy moving toes. The victim 'wakes up' having had no sleep at all.
- Put cherry Kool-aid in the shower head. Is that blood
coming from the shower head?
- Get some of those mini-firecrackers that you can throw
and they will pop. Put some on the toilet seat or on the edges of drawers for a scare.
- Place a knife with ketchup on it on the victim's bed
to make it look like it was the scene of a murder.
- Turn all the pictures and posters upside down. Another
test of their sanity...
- If your victim is your roommate, switch the material
in your waste baskets and pull his bed away from the wall a quarter of an inch every day. Sanity test...
- Cut hair off of a doll and place it on the victim's
bed. Nickname them after thier loss of hair.
- For faucets with an optional squirt hose, rubber band
the trigger down.
- Obtain a large cellulose sponge, trim to make sure
it is about 1/2" thick. Make sure edges are rounded to an other than square shape. Offer to cook dinner. Chicken fry the sponge.
- Soak a roommates underware in water and tie it to things
in the freezer (or outside if it's winter). This can be compounded by the option of house sitting during their vacation. If
you do this to the underware in their drawer, they will only have dirty undies from the vacation to ware. Ewww...
- Fill a small box with the punch-holes from paper tapes.
Remove the bottom and place it on a bookshelf. The victim will pick it up letting all the holes everywhere. Simple but sweet.
- While your friend is sleeping, carefully water down
his mattress.
- When the victim is sleeping, make a shallow paper tray
and tape it to his door and to the door frame near the knob. Fill it with unpopped popcorn. When he opens the door (from the
inside, obviously) he'll have popcorn flung all over the place. Tough on the vaccum too.
- If the victim uses Head 'n Shoulders or Selsun Blue
shampoo, and a few drops of methylene blue (available in pet stores) to a full bottle. Over time (if the victim is fair-haired),
you will notice their hair turning BLUE, as methylene blue stains all organic material.
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