If a fly doesn't have wings, is it called a walk?

Why do you call them buildings when they're already done?

Would you believe me if I told you that I'm a compulsive liar?

Why doesn't the word "weird" follow the "i before e except after c" rule?

What do you say when God sneezes?

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why is there a right angle but no left angle?

Why do they make scented markers if they tell kids not to sniff them in the first place?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If a negative and a negative is a positive, why don't two wrongs make a right?

What's the speed of dark?

Do people with alzheimers forget how to breathe?

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?

Are zebras white with black stripes or black with white strpes?

Why do you call it a hot water heater when it heats cold water?

Why do slow people always get off the elevator first?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why do people order double quarter pounders and a diet coke?

Why is it called "common sense" if it isn't so common?

If quiters never win and winners never quit, why is there a saying "quit while you're ahead"?

Isn't it unnerving that doctors do what they cal "practice"?

Why do they sterilize a lethal injection?

Why do drive-through ATMs have braille on the keypad?

Why do people say they'll kick your butt, then they kick everything else excluding your butt?

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?

Is a pineapple tree a half-breed of a pine tree and an apple tree?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Who thought that "Hotpoint" was a good name for a company that makes refridgerators?

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

If practice makes perfect and no one is perfect, why practice?

If a woman is flying on an airplane over the ocean and gives birth, what would be the baby's birth place?

Why are there seatbelts on airplanes but not on buses?

If you are what you eat, are you a cannibal?

Do fish jump out of the water to commit suicide?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", what's the opposite of "progress"?

How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

If time is money, and money is power, and power corrupts, does time corrupt?

If laughter is the best medicine, why are so many people suffering from tuberculosis?

Why are deliveries by ship called "cargo" and deliveries by car called "shipment"?

If we live in a free country, why does everything cost so much?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it a hostage situation?

Why does everyone want to go to heaven, but no one wants to die?

If Jesus turned water into wine, why do Christians oppose drinking?

Why are there handicap parking spaces in front of skating rinks?

Why are there expiration dates on sour cream containers?

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

When sign-makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

What happens when you turn on your headlights at lightspeed?