Summer or College Pranks, Round I!

Offer your friend some really thirst provoking cookies. Then when they're really thirsty, hand them a glass of milk with a few of those mini-marshmallows in them. Whole milk works best. They'll have slugged back half of it by the time the marshmallows hit their lips. Watch the reaction of someone who thinks he just took a huge slug of curdled milk.

If your in the room when someone cuts their finger, tell them that lime juice is the best thing to stop the bleeding.

Fill a very large glass full of water, tell a friend to place their hands on a table (plams down), put the glass on top of one hand and ask if it hurts, when they say "no" tell them to put one hand on top of the other, place the glass on top of both hands and walk off.

Put a bit of baby oil into somones bottle of shampoo. Why is my hair always oily?

Smear Icy-Hot all over the toilet seat. When someone sits down they'll feel the cream working.

Put a life-like real sized cardboard figure of a person in the bed under the covers next to the victim. Imagine the shock when they wake up!

Put crazy glue in someone's shoes so when they try to take them off, it gets stuck to their socks; or better yet, their feet.

Get a camera with a flash and a cap gun. Early in the morning, like around 2 o'clock, knock on peoples' doors. When they answer the door, take their picture and then shoot the cap gun. The flash stuns them and they think they've been shot.

The last person to wake up in the morning gets it. Get a game going; each awake person takes a turn decorating the sleeper, using their imagination (spitwads, beer cans, paint, figurines of Elwood Blues tucked under the elbow.)The first person to wake the sleeper up loses while everyone laughs at the victims reation.

Send in the victim's name as being interested in joining the navy, air force, marines, coast guard, etc.

Get a Universal Remote and go to the window of someone watching TV and change channels.

Take a really large pair of underwear old lady or man style and write a victim's name in them and leave them in the bathroom floor for every one to find.

Put a vacuum cleaner with the switch in the 'on' position in someone's room and in the middle of the night and plug it in out in the hall.

Get a pair of old boots, put them on the floor in the toilet to make it look like someone is sitting on the toilet. Then lock the toilet door. Works best if there is only one toilet. Watch people repeatedly walk in and them come straight out again. Particularly works well after lunch or morning tea.

Tell someone that you will give them $100 if you can crack 3 eggs over their head. After getting them to agree, crack 2 over their head. make sure to rub in all of the yolk. Then tell them you don't feel like cracking the third egg. Now you don't owe them $100.

Chilli sauce on the rim of a coffee mug. Imagine how hard it would be to have a mouthfull of hot coffee and have burning lips too!

Whenever there are grapes in the fridge, be sure to put one on top of every bottle, tupperware container, dish, can, etc. EVERYthing must have a grape on top of it. After the second round of "grapes on bottles" the victim's failure to see the humor will manifest.

Put Ambesol (toothache reliever) on the victim's retainer when they aren't wearing it. Their mouth will go numb.

Straighten out a small staple and tap it all the way down into your roomates deodorant. After several days, they'll start to feel a small scratch followed by an intense burning sensation (as the deodorant gets into the scratch) From that point on it's fun to listen in every morning until they realize why it's so painful.

Get a long piece of chemistry tubing. Tie one end with a knot and fill it with water. Get a couple of guys to carry it to someone's room and stick the open end under the door. Instant flood!

Do you know a deep sleeper? Gather a few friends and pick up the deep sleeper's bed and carry it into the quad in the middle of campus. Hopefully, he won't awake until there are people all around him. Extra laughs come when he sleeps, well, pajamaless.

First, you need to find a cow. Transport the mellow beast to the multistory-dorm of your choice. Lead the cow right on upstairs to the top floor. Give the cow some hay or grain (also useful to lead the cow...) and water. Wait for the fun to begin. When officialdom appears and starts to "take charge" of the situation, they will find that while a cow will readily go *up* the stairs, no power on earth will induce a cow to go *down* the stairs.

When staying at a hotel, tell the front desk clerk you need a 4:00am wake up call. Tell him/her to let the phone ring repeatedly as you are a very heavy sleeper. Then give the clerk the room number for your friends across the hall.

If you have co-ed bathrooms that have free comdoms and lubricant packets (water based), smear the stuff all over a wall in the hall. It's not shiny at all, so it's really hard to see. Expect people to bump against it and get "jizzed."

Put icy hot in your neighbor's shampoo bottle...Why is my head burning??

Set off a fire drill in the middle of the night by putting a cigarette close to a smoke alarm. The real fun in this is that you get to see who's sleeping with whom.

Tell everyone in the dorm that you've gotten a care package from home, and you want to share. Offer them Ex-lax brownies.

Use this if you know the people inside a room or dorm room has no other way out. You take about two rolls of duct tape and make a duct tape wall so that the entire door frame plus about another foot of area outside the door frame will be covered with duct tape. To make the wall you must inter lace the duct tape to make it stronger. Needless to say, the victim will have difficulties getting out.

The next time you have a party be sure to stock up on super glue. When the victim falls asleep put the super glue on their zipper of their pants.

The Bathroom Bomb: The trick is to happen upon some poor shmuck in a stall when you go into the little cowboy's room. Don't say anything or make any tell-tale noises that might give your identity away. Get about a yard of paper towel from the dispenser, crumple it up, and get it really wet. Make sure it is really dripping. Now, you can either lob it grenade-style over the door and onto his lap/head/whatever, or, with practice (tough angle) you can stick it to the ceiling above your targets head. It will drip down on him and eventually peel off and land on his head. He will be helpless to move out of the way, considering what he is doing.

During the week or so that the biology students are mutating fruit flies, spread the rumor that water works just good as oil in killing off your fruit flies. In reality they just escape from the water and swarm everywhere. Someone is bound to believe you and try to save money by drowning them in their dorm sink.

Take a dorm door off it's hinges and put police tape on the hole where it used to be.

Put a sign that says "Janitor's closet" over someone's dorm. Then dress up like a janitor and knock constantly asking for trashbags or disinfectant.

Hide many different alarm clocks throughout the victim's room and set them all for different times.

If your planning on leaving for the weekend, set your alarm to go off automatically every morning at 5:00 am, and lock your door.

Knock on the dorm door a couple times and run. Repeat a couple times. Tell your 'buddy' that you can't seem to knock loud enough for the people to come out and have him knock on the door and stand there.

Go to a beverage center. Ask for a free cardboard box (the low-cut kind). Find a bait shop. Buy a couple containers of Earthworms. Close windows in the target (Dorm room) and turn off the air conditioning. Put the worms in the box. Put the box up high (on top of a shelf). In a couple days the place will smell like a dead body. Works best in summer.

Dare someone to try and drink six full glasses of water. Little do they know that the bathroom will be occupied by your friend (or is that a mannequin?) the whole night.

For a sticky shower, unscrew showerhead that your evil roommate showers in and put a piece of hard candy in there. Replace head and don't forget to avoid the shower. Yellow Jolly Ranchers work well and don't change the water's color.

If the building is heated by a hot water system, throw grass seed on the floor during the Christmas break in winter and when the roomate cames back after the winter break there will be a lawn in the room!

Reset his or her alarm to the early morning.

Buy (or make) one of those wallets that flare up inside when opened and replace it with your roommates wallet.

Rip a few KEY pages out of a bud's textbook right before finals and hang them around the dorm.

Take Kool-Aid packets and pour little strands of Kool-Aid on your roommate's sheets. When the victim sleeps they will sweat. And when they sweat, the kool aid will get in their pores and they will be colored.

While the victim sleeps, remove any containers of milk that they may have in the fridge. Proceed to add an entire container of finely ground hot pepper to the coffee grounds in their automatic coffee maker. They are out of luck after sipping their cup of java the next morning, because the only liquid that doesn't make the hot pepper worse is, of course, milk.

While your victim is out, replace the legs of his bed with empty "Bud" bottles. Pull his sheets so they drape over the side of the bed (restricting the bottles from his view). Crash!

While your roommate is sleeping, sprinkle fake insects all over them (gooey and slimey ones too!). Wake 'em up.

Paint a roommate's face while they sleep. When they wake up they will wonder why everyone is looking at them and laughing. HaHaHa!

Replace sugar in sugar bowl with an antacid. When someone goes to put sugar in their coffee it will foam up and out of the cup.

Put bubble gum behind the wheels of a chair.

Superglue the handle of a toolbox to the top.

Hide all the extra rolls of toilet paper and glue the last together. What creative idea can they use to wipe?

Wet your hands. Go behind an unsuspecting person and pretend to sneeze loudly. Then wipe your wet hands on the back of the victim.

Put Nair on a man's legs while he is asleep or if you're really mean, put it on their head or in their shampoo. Call him Baldy or Slick when it's over!

Place shaving creme in the hand of one who is sleeping. Tickle their face and watch them slap their face. They'll wake in a state of terror.