The following are very sad but true Bushisms. WARNING! Small children should be prohibited from reading
such content and therefore all viewers are advised to read at their discretion.
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Brace yourself...
I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003 YOU
SED IT
"Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss's) 'Hop on Pop.'" —George W.
Bush, in a speech about childhood education, Washington, D.C., April 2, 2002
"Obviously, I pray every day there's less casualty."
"We're still being challenged in Iraq and the reason why is a free Iraq will be a major defeat
in the cause of freedom."
"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children
are appalling."
GOV. BUSH: Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming
the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb—I haven't told this to many people. But
he's the governor of—I shouldn't call him my little brother--my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas.
JIM LEHRER:
Florida.
GOV. BUSH: Florida. The state of the Florida.—
The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000
"Reading is the basics for all learning."
"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than — I say more Muslims — a lot of Muslims
have died — I don't know the exact count — at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where
there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill."
"We've tripled the amount of money — I believe it's from $50 million up to $195 million available."
—George W. Bush, Lima, Peru, March 23, 2002
"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about
it." —George W. Bush, July 27, 2001
"It is white." —George W. Bush, asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like, July
19, 2001
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the
president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." —George W. Bush, second presidential debate,
St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
"Let me put it to you bluntly. In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your
own life." —George W. Bush, Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004 <-- Hmmmmmm.... Let's vote for him! lol
"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'" —George
W. Bush, Beaverton, Oregon, Aug. 13, 2004
"One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations
rise
above that which is expected."
"I believe a military of high morale is conducive to keeping the peace when we find a senior who has
to choose between food and medicine-that's not our vision of America."
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
"It's a school full of so-called at-risk children. It's how we,
unfortunately, label certain children.
It means basically they
can't learn. ... It's one of the best schools in Houston."
"I cut the taxes on everybody. I didn't cut them. The Congress cut them. I asked them to cut
them." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take
dream."
"A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus."
"I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the
job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes."
"I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don't." —George
W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004
"We stand for things." —George W. Bush, Davenport, Iowa, Aug. 5, 2004
"My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 21,
2004
"Recession means that people's incomes, at the employer level, are going down, basically, relative
to costs, people are getting laid off." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 19, 2004
"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace." —George W. Bush, Washington,
D.C., July 25, 2003
"Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.,
June 18, 2003
"I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't
remember."
I think the American people — I hope the American — I don't think,
let me — I hope the American people trust me." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002 hahahahahaha
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." —George W. Bush, Trenton, N.J.,
Sept. 23, 2002
"There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before,
and we're going to do it again." —George W. Bush, Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
—George W. Bush, June 18, 2002 **someone read 1984...**
"Do you have blacks, too?"
"I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society."
—George W. Bush, Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
"Now, there are some who would like to rewrite history—revisionist historians is what
I like to call them." —George W. Bush, Elizabeth, N.J., June 16, 2003
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." It sure is.
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
"We ought to make the pie higher."
"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People
say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."
"I'm running for President because I'm running for President"
"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis."
George W. Bush's new Web site,
www.georgewbush.com, states that the No. 3 priority of the campaign is
"Putting Education First."
"The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until
I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
"The vast majority of all imports come from outside the US."
"The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or
guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty ... I mean innocent person to death in the state
of Texas."
"At one of these governors' conferences, George [W. Bush] turns to me and says: 'What are they talking about?'
I said: 'I don't know.'
He said: 'You don't know anything, do you?'
And I said: 'Not one thing.'
Bush
said: 'Neither do I.'
And we kind of high-fived."
--Republican Gov. Gary Johnson of New Mexico shares a
verbal
exchange that took place between him and George W. Bush.
"There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me."
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."
"The fact that he relies on facts—says things that are not factual — are going to undermine his campaign."
"I think we agree, the past is over."
"I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone
who brings people together."
"We're enjoying sluggish times, and not enjoying them very much."
"if most of the breaks go to wealthy people it's because
most of the people who pay taxes are wealthy."
"The American people wants a president that
appeals to the angels..."
"As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public
schools, and I have met those standards."
"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do
it, that's trustworthiness."
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
answer questions. I can't answer your question."
Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.
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George W. Bush, Dec. 20, 2000
"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers."
"The mission must be to fight and win war and therefore to prevent war from happening in the first place,''
??? I'm not getting his logic...
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"This
has been tough weeks in that country."
"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican."—Declining to answer reporters' questions at the Summit of the
Americas, Quebec City, Canada, April 21, 2001
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